the twisted tale of snow white Audition Song and Sides
Lyrics to "Whistle While You Work" ~ First Verse and Chorus Just whistle while you work And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place So hum a merry tune It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace And as you sweep the room Imagine that the broom is someone that you love And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune When hearts are high the time will fly so whistle while you work
Audition Side # 1 Snow White: Oh, no! Who are you? What are you? Sleepy: (yawning) Please, don´t be afraid of us. Sneezy: We might be small and creepy looking…..(sneezes) And a little contagious! Snow White: God bless you! Bashful: (hiding behind Happy) We truly are nothing to be afraid of. Snow White: My stepmother tried to kill me, then the weird huntsman let me free. Then I ran the entire day through the forest…thank goodness I’ve been doing Cross Fit in my time off. Finally I got to your little, tiny house. Snooty: (pointing finger) We MIGHT allow you to stay…if and only if…you agree to some of these requests. Doc: If you can do all this, then you can stay with us, and you shall have everything that you want. Snow White: Um, that is a very forward command….but, I would like nothing more than to help you creepy people. Yes, I will accept this invitation with all my heart. Let’s get to work
Audition Side #2 Step-Mother: Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall, Who in this land is the fairest of all? Mirror One: You,talking to me? Step-Mother: I’m not doing this. I am not doing this! Really must you be sooo patronizing. Every time I say “Mirror, Mirror, Mirror”…that’s ALL of you! There is no one else even in the room. Are you ready? Mirror Two: We were born ready… Mirror Three: What’s taking you so long, old woman? Step-Mother: (As fast as she can) Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall,…the only mirrors on the wall. Who in this land is the fairest of all? Mirror One: You, my sassy Queen, are fair; it is true. Mirror Two: But Snow White, Mirror Three: Beyond the mountains with the seventeen dwarves, All Mirrors: is STILL a thousand times more sassier than you. Booyah! In your face! Step-Mother: Is this true? Now I understand! Oh, that huntsman deceived me… I have to think of something.
peter pan Audition Song & Sides
I'm Flying Accompaniment
Lyrics to "I'm Flying" ~ First Verse and Chorus I'm flying Look at me way up high, Suddenly here am I I'm flying. I'm flying I can soar I can weave and what's more I'm not even trying High up, and as light as I can be. I must be a sight lovely to see.
Audition Side # 1 WENDY: Mother says there’s nothing I can do about it. PETER: Of course there is! JOHN: What is it, Peter? PETER: You can come with me to Neverland! MICHAEL: Neverland? That sounds exciting! PETER: Tell me what you like more than anything else on earth! MICHAEL: Indians! JOHN: Pirates! WENDY: Mermaids! PETER: We have all of those on the Neverland Island. And also there are lost boys. WENDY: Lost boys? Why are they lost? PETER: Because they don’t have a mother. Hey! You could be our mother! WENDY: That’s silly. I’m just a girl. TINKER BELL: (Agrees with WENDY. Kazoo: That’s right she can’t come.) PETER: You’d make a great mother! We’d all be so happy to have you there. And in Neverland you never grow up!
Audition Side # 2 FLASHY: The first pirate was named Tattoo Bill… TATTOO BILL: (Pushes up sleeve and flexes muscles, to audience.) Ha-ha! See my terrible tattoos! Argg! I’m a bad one! WINKIE: Then came Skylights and Blackeye… SKYLIGHTS: Ha-ha! See my terrible glass eye! (Lifts eye patch, takes marble from palm of his hand as if it is his eye, shows it to the audience.) Argg! BLACKEYE: Ha-ha! Look at my blackeye…no really look it! It really hurts! SPARKLE: Then Noodler whose hands were fixed on backwards.(NOODLER may wear gloves backwards with thumbs stuffed.) NOODLER: Ha-ha! See my terrible hands that are fixed on backwards! Argg! FLICKER: Then Smee who was a terrible, terrible cook! SMEE: Ha-ha! Try my terrible, terrible food! (He goes to audience in front row or aisle seat and offers a spoonful of soup.) Have a taste of Pirate Soup! (Puts wooden spoon to audience member’s mouth.) Terrible, isn’t it? (Audience member agrees.) Argg! FLICKER: And lastly to join the crew, was the meanest of the pirate crew…Jack and Sparrow JACK: Ha-Ha. Jack’s my name and killing is my game. SPARROW: Ha-ha. Sparrow’s what they call me….but it’s because I can catch a bird with me own two hands. FLASHY: But there was one pirate more terrible than all the others put together… ALL PIRATES: Now presenting the famous Captain Hook CAPTAIN HOOK: Shiver me timbers, Smee! I can’t sleep. I can’t eat. I won’t rest until I find Peter Pan. Just look what he did to me! (Holds up arm with hook.) SMEE: A terrible, terrible thing, Captain. Chopping off your arm! CAPTAIN HOOK: And feeding it to a crocodile. That slithering reptile likes the taste of me! He follows me wherever I go just hoping to get a nibble! SMEE: Terrible, terrible! Thank heaven the beast swallowed a clock! CAPTAIN HOOK: That’s the only thing that keeps me alive, Smee. Soon it will wind down and you know what that means. (Uses his finger for tick-tock.) Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick… (Finger is stuck.) No tock! SMEE: Oh, terrible, terrible! Wait! What’s that I hear?
Audition Side # 3 WENDY: Once upon a time, there was a very happy family. There were two Boys, John and Michael, and their big sister Wendy. They all lived together in a big house… PETER: I don’t think I like this story. WENDY: The children went far, far away but they missed their mother and father. PETER: That’s not right. They were happy! WENDY: Oh, Peter. I want to go home. PETER: But if you go you’ll have to grow up. WENDY: I won’t mind. Everyone has to someday. PETER: I’m not going with you! I won’t grow up, I won’t! WENDY: (Sadly.) All right. Boys, get your toothbrushes
",,,Those who seek the lord lac no good thing." psalm 34:10